He is baby gurl pookie pookialicious pookie bear
Me: Guys did anyone see my baby gurl pookie pookailicious pookie bear lucas
my boyfriend (weâre totally together)
My friend: So umm when are you gonna get a bf?
Me: Umm wdym i already have one..
My friend: OMG WHO
Me: Lucas
My friend: Dude⦠you know guys arenât even datingâ¦
Me: â¦
My friend: And you guys havenât even talked in real life..
Me: â¦
My friend: He doesnât even live hereâ¦
Me: â¦just let me and my pookie be delulu in peace
A dude who lives in an entire different country but still impacts your life and makes you like him more than most of your old boyfriends
Me: *giggling
My friend: Itâs lucas again isnât it
Me: â¦and what if it is
My friend: You definitely like him more than your current situationship yâall would be so cute together
Me: STOP donât make me even more delulu, heâs going to be my worst heartbreak
My friend: ðð
someone who is 100% going to make sure youâre safe when drunk
Me: *drunk
Lucas: *watching me