puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

peenie squeezie

Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.

Hey! Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh! Don't fuck with peenie squeezie!

SDBNR

Siri Dictated But Not Read - A proviso that should accompany any Siri dictated message to legally discharge the author from liability due to Siri translation fails.

Text Jacquie: "I'm free, do you want anything else at the gas station other than your slushy? SDBNR"

Siri wrote: "I'm free, do you want anything else at the gas station with your pussy? SDBNR"

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