Fuckboi

Ghetto way of spelling "fuckboy". Ghetto slang for a bitch, prison slang for the guy who takes it up the ass. Does NOT mean a player that "braeks girls hearts ;-;". The phrase has been used for ages (especially by the Hip-Hop scene), so don't ask me why the fuck it's so popular right now.

Ex. 1: "Look at dem fuckbois tryna walk in our hood! Let's fuck em up!"

Ex. 2: Chris is Bubba's fuckboi because he knows that Bubba won't kick his ass if he let's him fuck it.

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noise hamper

An object that produces a white noise (like a fan, or maybe a radio on a lower volume) that is used to make sounds audible in a very quiet environment not quite as noticeable. Noise hampers can be used to make it harder to hear you doing something you don't want others to know about.

Noise hampers explain why so many people like to masturbate in the bathroom with the shower running.

While Tyrone and Shelly were having sex, Shelly used her fan as a noise hamper so her parents wouldn't hear her moaning.

I had to find a noise hamper so I could fap in peace.

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preachy

The cut and dry definition of preachy is a term said to describe a person who is more times than not, giving advice in an irritating way: giving, or in the habit of giving, advice on morality or behavior, especially in an irritatingly tedious or overbearing way. This term is mostly associated with overtly religious people or people with controversial opinions or ideologies that try to shove their opinions down your thought. Some examples of people who might tend to be preachy are those bible thumpers who try to tell you what to believe, atheists who want to try to tell religious people that their ideas are invalid, the hippies who tell you to hump a tree, or the radicals who try to make people believe irrational conspiracies that make them feel good. Most of the time, preachy people only piss off those they try to sell their ideas to, and end up having a lot of haters, and a few dick riders.

Dude#1: "I had to hitch a ride with our neighbors last night and all they did was talk about how all gays should die."

Dude#2: "They're just preachy motherfuckers. Ignore them."

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4chins

A term used to make fun of the imageboard site, 4chan. The name implies that all 4chan users do nothing but sit on their asses gawking at porn, posting garbage on /b/, scrolling through 4chan and obsessing over nerdy topics like "vidya", board games, anime, etc., all of whom becoming obese because of it.
This day in age, the term is used now more than ever due to what 4chan has become: a cesspool of children who think they're cool for posting shit on /b/, porn fappers, and autistic males who obsess over one topic.

Lol, I can't believe that Jon still goes on 4chins. No wonder he has gained so much weight.

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teenfag

A teenfag is someone usually between the age 13 and 19 who acts in a stereotypical teenage way. The term "teenfag" covers a vast array of people, as the definition is very broad.

There are two categories of teenfag: typical and atypical.

Typical refers to the annoying ones who listen to generic modern pop music and/or mainstream hip-hop, dress like sluts/douchebags, and use annoying catchphrases borrowed from ghetto speak like "fleek" or "bae" (and formerly yolo and swag). They tend to be obsessed with social media and are never seen without their smartphone that their parents paid for. You will typically see them hanging out in groups of various sizes.

Atypical refers to the "edgy" teenfags that dress like complete buffoons and are always carrying some kind of label like emo, goth, scene, or whatever other shitty pseudoculture they could dig up. They tend to listen to very specific genres of music, all of which tend to be equivalent to ear rape. Their goal in life is to "stand out" by conforming to a preexisting group, making them even bigger tools than typical teenfags. They too, tend to always be carrying a smartphone, but they behave like rats on social media (by showing off cutting themselves, talking about how they hate everyone, etc.).

Either way, all teenfags are cancer.

Bob: "What is up with those white kids crip walking?"
Jeffrey: "They're just a gaggle of typical teenfags."

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tattoo sleeve

Contrary to what the other definitions say, a tattoo sleeve is a literal transparent elastic sleeve with a tribal pattern that goes around your arm and looks like a tattoo. Typically worn for disguise, to look cool, or as a joke.

Why would I get painful permanent tattoos when I could just buy a nifty pair of tattoo sleeves?

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The Sweep

A sensation felt when really drunk. When you drink enough to become fucked up, you feel a "sweeping warmness" throughout your body, and after that, you are officially annihilated, and this is when your judgement and memory start to really go downhill. You're likely to pass out after this.

It's mostly felt in the face.

Bro, I just felt The Sweep. I don't think I'll be able to party much longer.

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