seizure world

Nickname for Leisure World, a senior citizen's residiential complex in Seal Beach, California.

Haha more ambulances! Must be rollin over to Seizure World.

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sor chick

Sorority girl, typically slutty, brainless, disgusting counterparts of frat boys or bros.

Dude, check out all the university sweatshirts at this place. Serious sor chick infestation.

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brohemian

combination of bro + bohemian. AKA "Brobo". Brohemians are a sad half-caste lot of bros rejected from bro scene proper for unathleticism or some other unbroish trait, or are trying to scam on café chicks because all the sor chicks are beat, and so have taken to wearing banana republic, scarves, drinking novice coffee and page periscoping (scoping chicks over the top of intellectual looking books, grabbed at random, sometimes held upside down)

Coked-out Hipster: Man, this café used to be down but now it's all brohemians with laptops. it looks like a glowing apple orchard in there.

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Nash-vile

The city Nashville, Tennessee, as spelt by the few involuntary inhabitants of the vilest cultural sinkhole north of Alabama ....or perhaps a typo by careless myPoddlers?

A: My company moved out to Nash-vile so I'm stuck there for the time being.
B: Aw man, that sucks! I feel your pain.

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evil juice

the soft drink Mountain Dew, known for its uncanny green color, caffeine & sugar content, and rumored ill effects on one's fertility.

I like to start my suicide off at the soda bar with a hefty base of evil juice.

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brotesque

Rendered grotesque by virtue of characteristic bro'ness; bro'ed to the maximum.

That HB truck is freaking brotesque!

artie

A false fart, usually performed in a crouching or fetal position by allowing air into the rectum and pushing it back out again.

A: They were having an artie contest and someone shot a boulder!
B: Sick! ... Wait, so who won?
A: I did. I got like twenty seconds.
B: Nice!

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