chode

a dick that is thicker than it's length

Don't blame the cold water for that chode.

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I Mean

" I Mean" is virus word that is used as single word to begin every sentence. It replaces "Umm;" and the less virulent "soooo;" that is currently being spread by PHDs, doctors and professors. It's virulence is equivalent to the notorious Valley-girl "Like; " from the 90s.
"I Mean" originated with a white guy who owned lots of cats that lived in the tunnels by the Bronx River. In 2018 he landed an
internship at a New York City Public Radio Station where his constant use of the word "I Mean" spread to it's production staff and news hosts who then infected staff at other Public Radio stations nationally and News hour hosts in British Broadcasting corporations. All things considered, the hosts on the media are basically super-spreaders of this virulent pre-sentence brain fart.

"Max, I mean; I love you."
"I mean; I love you too, Sid."