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Six Flags Great Adventure is a place where 13 year old Jersey Boys shank other people with a knife for fun. Oh, and you are almost fucking guaranteed to get into an accident there.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to the Haunted Castle?
Person 2: Fuck yeah! We all know that nothing bad will happen at Six Flags Great Adventure!
El Toro is a 181 foot tall Intamin Pre-Fab Wooden Coaster that will make sure to fucking eject you out of your seat. Six Flags Great Adventure's throw your fucking ass out of your seat machine.
Mommy, why the fuck are we going on El Toro? There was so many accidents, I don't want my pussy to get derailed!