USA

Just like Canada, or England only much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much better. Home of beautiful forests, great food, sexy women, and we protect all of the pussies in Europe and Canada with our friggin awesome kick ass tanks and shit. If you mess with us or our allies expect us to go ape shit on your ass.

we also walked on the moon (no big deal or anything.)

its great to be an american, where you can say what you want, do practically anything, and everything.

The USA invented:

1) the light bulb

2) computers
3) phones
4) airplanes
5) the internet
6) vaccines for polio, and cervical cancer
7) baseball
8) rolled toilet paper
9) breakfast cerial
10) motorcycles
11) football
12) trains
13) refrigerator
14) cameras
15) automobiles
16) zippers
17) tractors
18) advancements in all forms of firearms

19) the assembly line
20) traffic lights
21) super markets
22) liquid fuel rockets
23) iron lung
24) fiber glass
25) deodorant
26) microwave
27) mobile phones
28) video games
29) television
30) cable TV
31) carbon fiber
32) snowboarding
33) heart transplantation
34) basketball
35) e mail
36) digital camera
37) and nicotine patches

If it weren't for the USA the world would still be in the stone age. thank god they invented toilet paper.

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Pet Peeve

Things that people do that make you want to punch their eyes out.

My pet peeves are:

-Loud Eaters.
-Ugly women that think they are irresistible by men.
-Immigrants who live in America that cant speak English.
-People who put $30,000 in modifications to their shitty Honda Civic.

Illegal alien: Hola, yo trivial hablar Inglés a pesar de que vivo en Estados Unidos!
American(extremely pet peeved): THIS IS AMERICA WE SPEAK ENGLISH! GO BACK TO MEXICO UNTIL YOU LEARN HOW TO SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE!!!!

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Kool Aid

Water + Sugar = Kool Aid.

I was so poor in college the only thing I could afford to drink other than water was Kool Aid.

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M. Night Shyamalan

Probably the most overrated film director of all time. The only decent movie he made was "the sixth sense." Other than that this guy makes movies like lady in the water (which i think he was on acid when he wrote this) and the very disappointing "last airbender" which has been called "the most disappointing movie of the year" and "the worst movie of the year."

Dude 1: Hey man did you see "The Last Airbender" last night?

Dude 2: Yea man, biggest waste of my time. Its so bad its almost comical. Don't waste your money on it.

Dude 1: Wow, M. Night Shyamalan has done it again..

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