Donger

A Donger is a dong-bearing member of the “modern” patriarchal society. Donger(s) believe genitals are most critical in defining a human’s role in a society.

They hold in their hearts and souls their deeper scientific truth about a dong. They are firm in their declarations that a dong dictates brain capacity, personality, skills and ability.

Without a dong, Donger(s) would not have a personal identity or meaning for life- all would cease to exist.

The Donger(s) believe they are possessed by the human hormone testosterone and convinced themselves and thus Society that it is actually what is causing their shitty behavior.

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Shadow of a Dong

the insecurities males keep buried deep down in their ball sac

He could mask himself from age and energy at the end of day - shaving away a 5’o clock. He could even hide his insecurities from her behind The Shadow of a Dong but his balls were full of them. Weighing heavy, his ego fragile as the thinnest layers of skin which held his sac. .

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Corporate Brains

When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.

Pro Tip:

if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻

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cakeself

A neopronoun where you identify as a cake 😋😋😋😋😋🤪🤪🤪🎂🎂

Person 1: My pronouns are cake/cakeself
Person 2: Another fatherless child

Menstrator Explainer

Anyone who starts spewing menstrual facts but has no idea wtf they are talking about

You ever hear a man talking like he knows periods ? Fucken overrated Menstrator Explainers, please.

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