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Electrifying Pistachio

Performed when a woman sticks a pistachio up her vagina and uses a vibrator to heat it up to a crispy state.

My girlfriend made me a whole bowl of electrifying pistachios the other night.

by thottiusMOUSE April 16, 2018


Staircase Head

Someone who you walk all over to get to the next step up. Generally in a relationship or job.

James is such a staircase head. I got him to lie to the boss so I could get a promotion

by thottiusMOUSE April 16, 2018


Tap Disco

Disco music that you are supposed to tap dance to. Common in the 1950s

I'm going to a tap disco party tonight. Anyone want to come?

by thottiusMOUSE April 16, 2018


Envelope

When a chick is surrounded by white guys during sex.

On my signal, everyone rush in and envelope her

by thottiusMOUSE April 16, 2018


Respect Chamber

A small chamber similar to an interrogation room where someone is placed only to have someone come in just to respect them.

My uncle was put in a respect chamber once. Now he's gay.

by thottiusMOUSE April 16, 2018


Staxting

Sexting, except the only thing you are allowed to converse over are your taxes. ({to}stax, staxed)

I want to start staxting. How do I get started?
I staxed some random chick last night.
I heard that if you stax someone at the taxing agency, you can get a bigger refund.

by thottiusMOUSE April 16, 2018