Cunt Rug

A beautifully crafted yet rather stylish rug decorated with the finest cloth and stitching. Ideal for the modern, hetrosexual man.

Usually found, sold in some off beat store, in a dirty, dingy and very dated shoppping mall...... (Bargate Shopping Mall).

Person A: "Oh, hey, nice rug!"

Person B: "Yeah, got it down at the Bargate Shopping Mall today actually"

Person A: "Nice!"

Person: "Yeah... It's my Cunt Rug! It'll see plenty of 'Shire Gammon..."

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Gammon

A word to describe the finest bit of ass... (The female type)

Person A: "Yo dude, check out that Gammon over there!"

Person B: "Oh, hell yeah, wouldn't mind giving her a bit of my special seasoning!"

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