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Voldemort the thumb xoxoxoxoxox gossip girl
Oh look! It's a thumb! Oh wait, it's actually Peter Dutton
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Georgia's are crazy but hilarious. they always have something to say and they swear like a sailor. Never let go of a Georgia because she could be your greatest confidant. Never hurt a Georgia because it will come back to haunt you. Never hurt one of Georgia's friends because she knows how to throw a punch. A Georgia is also absolutely gorgeous so you're lucky if you meet one.
"She is hilarious, she is just like a Georgia."
The Walmart version of Lizzie Windsor my slay queen
person 1: Did you hear? King Charles is the new king!
person 2: Oh no! He's gonna fuck up england!
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The finance minister, the health minister, the defence minister, the prime minister, the governor general...
Person 1: Hey, did you hear! We have a scott Morrison in the class
Person 2: Oh no. its probably a cocky, homphobic white male