A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is
joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...
An acronym. It stands for "Jerks In Social Media"
Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable
Never back down from or apologize to the JISM because the JISM are never satisfied. They only want to crush you
33π 5π
Pink knitted hat with two ears sticking out the top on either side
Popular in the mid-2010's and worn mostly by female moonbat activists at political rallies as a symbol of defiance to the patriarchy and to various other imagined oppressive right wing social policies and organizations
*singing* What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa! What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa wo!
An anagram for "anal intercourse" that just happens to sound like the name of a fancy chess move
^ I like to yell "checkmate" after I'm done giving my gal the ol' Rear Castle Union
> Oh, I bet she loves that, huh? *smirk*
^ No, but I pay her phone bill every month. She loves that. So she indulges me...
A simple statement acknowledging next level greatness
^ One hit off that joint from Ned's stash, and four hours later I'm still buzzed
> Yeah, no kidding. That shit's fire
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A situation in which two people are farting at the same time
^ *fart*
> *fart*
^ Hey, a wind-wind!
> Hey, a wind-wind!
^ You owe me a Coke
> *f-a-r-t*
That's what Xi Jinping, the Chinese Communist Party leader, said
^ The virus originated in a Wuhan wet market
> Yeah, that's what Xi said