wind-wind

A situation in which two people are farting at the same time

^ *fart*
> *fart*
^ Hey, a wind-wind!
> Hey, a wind-wind!
^ You owe me a Coke
> *f-a-r-t*

You beat everything

A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is

joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...

that's what Xi said

That's what Xi Jinping, the Chinese Communist Party leader, said

^ The virus originated in a Wuhan wet market
> Yeah, that's what Xi said

JISM

An acronym. It stands for "Jerks In Social Media"
Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable

Never back down from or apologize to the JISM because the JISM are never satisfied. They only want to crush you

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dropping tow

Short for "dropping towel", ie exposing oneself in front of unsuspecting onlookers

^ When he was VP, Joe Biden was famous for dropping tow on days when female Secret Service agents were assigned to guard him
> Gross
^Yeah, I know. What a perv, huh?

Pussy Hat

Pink knitted hat with two ears sticking out the top on either side

Popular in the mid-2010's and worn mostly by female moonbat activists at political rallies as a symbol of defiance to the patriarchy and to various other imagined oppressive right wing social policies and organizations

*singing* What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa! What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa wo!

Rear Castle Union

An anagram for "anal intercourse" that just happens to sound like the name of a fancy chess move

^ I like to yell "checkmate" after I'm done giving my gal the ol' Rear Castle Union
> Oh, I bet she loves that, huh? *smirk*
^ No, but I pay her phone bill every month. She loves that. So she indulges me...