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A simple statement acknowledging next level greatness
^ One hit off that joint from Ned's stash, and four hours later I'm still buzzed
> Yeah, no kidding. That shit's fire
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Appropriate response for when someone tells you to suck his dick
^ Suck my dick, asshole
> Whip it out, motherfucker
Derogatory nickname for any climate alarmist but in particular a younger one
daughter: Dad, when are we gonna get an EV?
father: Never
daughter: It will reduce our carbon footprint and help save the planet
father: Never means never, Greta
daughter: Greta? Huh? My name is Fiona
Father: Go to bed
Derogatory nickname for any climate alarmist but in particular a younger one
daughter: Dad, when are we gonna get an EV?
father: Never
daughter: It will reduce our carbon footprint and help to save the planet.
father: No means no, Greta
daughter: Huh? My name is Fiona
Father: Go to bed
^ I'm married to an LGBT
> Huh? Your wife is a lesbo?
^ No, stupid *smack*
> Hey! Ouch!!
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It's what Joe Biden says when he wants you to think he's being brutally frank with you, but the truth is it's a signal (inadvertent or not) that he's about to tell a big whopper
biden: Here's the deal! My new energy plan will benefit ALL Americans
working stiff: Oh, geesh. Here we go again
biden: Including and especially women and POC who are most adversely impacted by global...
working stiff: Oh, FFS *groan*
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mike the moonbat: The Democrats are the POS
wingnut willie: Yeah, no kidding. I've been trying to tell you that for years, you dumb piece of shit lol
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