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I'm so over it

It's something that only a person who is so not over it ever says

political reporter: Madam Speaker, some Americans think impeaching Donald Trump a second time suggests that you have a personal vendetta against him. What do you have to say to those people who...
nancy pelosi: Personal vendetta? Oh, please. I'm so over it. Next question!

by thurb February 3, 2021

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FITH

An acronym
It stands for "Fucked in the Head"

^ When I was young, I never asked a girl what her politics were
> Me neither. Didn't seem important at the time
^ Of course back then leftists weren't nearly as FITH as they are now
> Yup...

by thurb March 31, 2023

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Diversity Ninja

Term that describes someone who sees people not as individuals but rather as representatives of the demographic group they belong to based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, and so on

^ My gay friend, Naomi, who is black and Latina, got the results of her DNA test back today and found out she is 1/64 Native American!
> Yeah? So what?
^ So what? The little Diversity Ninja inside me is excited for her. That's what's "So what". Duh!
> Oh...

by thurb March 31, 2023


Neckflits

Urban pronunciation of "Netflix"

nate: *turns on tv* Hey, where my Neckflits at?
ophelia: Neckflits? We don't have Neckflits, fool
nate: Ah, shit!

by thurb April 29, 2024


Game of Frones

It's the way Brits pronounce "Game of Thrones"

nigel: Hey, mate, lemme borrow your "Game of Frones" DVD
alistair: No way, mate. You're a bloody plonker
nigel: Oh, bollocks

by thurb June 17, 2021


all out

The opposite of "all in"
It's something a poker player says when mucking a loser hand

^ I'm all in *shoves*
> I'm all out *folds*

by thurb May 17, 2021

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spiritual eyesore

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside

ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!

by thurb January 1, 2021

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