weakest lint

An anagram for British actress, kate Winslet

Kate Winslet, you are the weakest lint. Good bye!

YOMAB

An acronym. It stands for "You Owe Me A Blowjob"

Something you say to a gal (usually in jest) after she thanks you for doing her a small favor

fiona: Thanks for the lift, Ned
ned: YOMAB
fiona: Yo what?
ned: Umm, nothin'. You're welcome:)

spiritual eyesore

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside

ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!

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