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Till The Near Future, used in screen chat.
Person1: Oh, I have to go now!
Person2: TTNF!
Person1: Yep!
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(noun) Spontaneous Generation. People originally thought larvae randomly appeared on poop, and mold randomly grew. Or, more correctly, spontaneously generated. This is now known to be false, but is a theory still taught in school. Some teenagers like to use it as a sort-of-funny explanation.
Man A: How'd that dog crap get on my bed?
Man B, who had put it there because Man A is such a neat freak: Must be abiogenesis.
Man A: What's that?
Man B: You know, Spontaneous Generation? Just randomly grew out of nothing.
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1) a creature that drinks blood. Not to be mistaken with a vampire.
Person 1: "OW! I just got bit by a mosquito/bat/Cullen!"
Person 2: "Stupid hematophages."
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