convenience Christian

A person who claims the highest moral and ethical expectations of others, due specifically to their “strong Christian values”, while supporting people/political parties who commit sexual/humanitarian/financial/ethical crimes.

Extremely quick to judge others, while expecting to never be judged themselves, they are often living in direct conflict with the religious beliefs they claim to have.

Regularly able apply religious beliefs in whatever way most conveniently fits their argument, hiding behind their religion as needed.

No matter how disgusting or immoral the Republicans behave, convenience Christians can always justify or ignore their actions, mostly due to their shared common hatred of Liberals, minorities, immigrants and the LGBTQ community.

Romophobia

The fear of the quarterback of your favorite team being on the field with the game on the line. Named after Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, the fear developed amongst Dallas fans when Romo choked in the biggest games of each season (most notably December and playoff games). Fans of other teams developed this fear, when their QB played like Romo.

Once their romophobia kicks in, many NFL fans can't bring themselves to even watch the 4th quarter of the game.

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