hard working nigger

See Big Foot.

White Man 1: I saw a hard working nigger yesterday.

White Man 2: No way!

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Canoodling

Making out with pasta in your mouth.

I was canoodling with this chick and I think I have to call in sick tomorrow.

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comdom

Popularized by British sketch comedy television show French and Saunders. In one of the sketches, Saunders who plays an ignorant suburban woman asks French about sex and gets the advice to use "comdoms". When she tries to correct the pronounciation, French tells her, with confidence, that it is called comdom, not condom!

Always use a comdom for shagging!

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