Bulk pickup trash

A fat, balding alcoholic with an IQ level of 70 (functional retard) who can’t get it up, keep it up, or satisfy.
see Noodle

"Kenya is bulk pickup trash that’s sleeping with a noodle".

Noodle

A female who has the body shape of a Rigatoni that may be sleeping with your old bulk pick up trash that is possible losing his hair and probably can’t even spell Rigatoni.
see Bulk Pickup trash

"You know that skanky whore looks like a noodle...and she's sleeping with bulk pickup trash"