dipshit

Your cousin.

*cousins come over* Yo hi cousin!

Cousin: "ima fuck your mom"

You: "Thats your aunt you dipshit"

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Dildo

Used as a model to daydream about the size of your penis.

Man 1: yo bro is that your penis?

Man 2: I wish, that’s just my wife’s dildo

Penis

A token of currency minted in between the legs of every male.

P1: Yo bro can I get some dick? P2: Yeah my penis is packing

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