omfg

Acronym for 'oh my fucking goldfish' (instead of 'oh my fucking god') used by more religious people.

omfg!!! Matt! Jenny! You have to see this!

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Halpz

It clearly means help and it's used in certain forums and in certain skype chats.
Also certain Admins seem to love it, and there may be even threads with "halpz" as their topic.

My pc is broken! I need halpz!