jockocracy

College micro-society ruled by Abercrombie-and-Fitch wearing, baseball-cap-packing frat boys.

“Now, restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Serious students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere.”

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Ganadium

A light, high-ductile non-ferrous metal that can be used by a CAD prototyper to develop strong metal objects at the push of a button.

I stole a Ganadium slip-joint wrench from Canadian scientists in the future.

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schnarf

To spray one's drink out of one's nose as the result of sudden laughter.

I schnarfed my chocolate milk when the mouse ran up the lunch lady's leg.

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cowboy rich

Soldiers, forest rangers, fisherman, and other workers who get paid in one lump sum after a long season of work become "cowboy rich" on payday. Usually connotes blowing all the money on a whoop-it-up session in town.

Those mean bastards from the Bar K ranch will be cowboy rich on Tuesday, but they'll drink all the money by Saturday night, shore 'nuff.

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