Turds with friends

Taking pictures of your bowel movements to share & compare with your friends via picture message on a mobile device.

Dick - "What took you so long in the crap-closet?"
Stewart - "I had to get my IPhone out and take a picture of my colon cannonball to send to Jimothy."
Dick - "Why did you send a pic of your toilet brownies to Jimothy?"
Stewart - "Dude, I'm in a heated Turds with Friends battle with Jimothy and I think I can win this week with this one!"

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choco taco

a brand of dessert food resembling a taco, and consisting of a taco shell-like waffle cone, reduced-fat vanilla ice cream, artificially flavored fudge, peanuts, and a milk chocolate coating. The product was invented in Philadelphia in the 1980s by the Jack and Jill Ice Cream Company, but was introduced nationwide as "America's coolest taco" by Good Humor-Breyers in 1996, at the Supermarket Industry Convention in Chicago, Illinois

"How much for a choco taco?"
"Only $5.25"
"I'll take 2!"

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