a stupid simpsons knock-off thats made by fox, and has a sadistic father named peter.
fox sucks
a degenerate, who spends half of their day on snapchat, texting slang to their "besties"
guy1: what is he doing
guy2: im pretty sure hes a snapchat kid
a small palm os pda knock-off that fits in your pocket. often is called an "i phone" or "android phone". often used to look at porn and used by big tech companies to track you 24/7/365/3652 days a year.
guy1: hey bill, have you heard of the i phone 14?
guy2: oh, that stupid smartphone?
a place where innocent kids "learn" useless math and reading bullcrap and then they frick you over with report cards and angry e-mails from the teacher.
some dude: hey, what did you learn at "school"?
guy1: nothing, i learn nothing at school.
a subject that makes you fail school and makes you live under a bridge for the rest of your life
joe: hey billy, you know about the math test?
billy: no
joe: this math quiz is worth 100% of our grade
*later*
billy: i got an 0/24
joe: i got an 24/24
billy: crap
a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.
also used to play garbage moblie games.
jim: hey, bob got a new iphone.
jimmy: what does use it for?
jim: to play weird mobile games.
a "app" that is basically virtual cocaine. worse than snapchat, worse than fackbook or any other social medias.
a complex algortithim that basically hacks the human brain, and makes them addicted. do not download this social media program. it will destroy your life.
Spread the word: tiktok sucks.
hey joey, what has bob been up to?
joey: he has been watching tiktok
oh.