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The gayest TV channel ever. No one should watch it.
Guess what? I watch MTV. You should try it too!
My input on some of the shows:
The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody: Dylan and Cole Sprouse are the gayest boys ever. And their show is dumb. It is not funny. It is sad and retarted.
Hannah Montana: HOLY CRAP! I HATE IT! I ALSO HATE MILEY CYRUS!
That's So Raven: Sad....very...sad. Gay...very...GAY!
I am sure that there are more, I just didn't feel like continuing the list. Well, now you know why Disney Channel is gay.
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Someone who doesn't have a sense of humor and just sits down like a retarted monkey everyday.
Emo kid: I am so sad. I am going to kill myself.
Me: GET A LIFE AND STOP BEING SUCH A POOPIE DOOPS! Cutting yourself does nothing but make more pain.
Emo kid: I want to be a poopie doops.
Me: Go away.
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The hot lead singer of Boys Like Girls. He is also very hott.
Me: I love Martin Johnson! He is the best person in Boys Like Girls and I wanna get his autograph and touch his arm. Then never wash that hand again.
A weird person: Jeez. Take a breath in between your words and Martin Johnson is not hott. He is U-G-LY.
Me: Repeat that. *takes out gun*
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One of the best football teams ever!!!
They are the best along with...the....
MIAMI DOLPHINS,
THE COLTS,
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
AND THAT IS IT!
*watching the Super Bowl*
Me: Aw...I wanted the Broncos to be in the Super Bowl. =(
Patriots Lover: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! MY AWESOME PATRIOTS BEAT YOU!
Me: SHUT UP!
Patriots Lover: NO.
Me: The Denver Broncos players shall kill you.
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A kid that gets a little too mad sometimes and has the personality of a dead cat in the washing machine.
Nuncio: ZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEPPPPPP.
Me: Stop saying zeep Nuncio.
Nuncio: ZEEP! ZEEP! ZEEP!
Me: Wanna stop that?
Nuncio: Zeep.
Me: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! *tackles Nuncio*
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Talk to you in a minute.
Example:
One girl- I have to go to the bathroom.
Another girl-TTYIAM.
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