golden gate bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the newspaper

When I got home last night, my wife gave me a golden gate bridge

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someone else

the person responsible for negotiating XJT's Contract 2002 on behalf of the pilots.

My contract sucks, someone else is surely to blame!

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cask

the 21st century definition of a beer keg.

you goin' to Delta Sig's rush party Saturday night? I hear dey be invitin' some hoes and plan on havin' 10 casks of keystone light.

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pipe layer

The guy in your office that craps himself to death three or four times per day.

I herr dey be settin' up a computer in the bathroom for that pipe layer two cubicles over, cuz he's always in there doin some kind of work.

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cloomer

A british whore.

the cloomers down by worthnington square give half and halfs for L75 pounds.

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huge order

a large crap, dump or pooping event

full fourt press

Jethro ate wings and watermelon all night long. I bet he gonna have a huge order when he get up for work.

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erase

kill, murder, whack

that negro's gonna get erased if he keeps hollerin' at my sista and my momma

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