Nilo

That one guy in your class that never lets you win. When you first meet him, you can't place what race he is, so you assume he's some mix of Asian and Hispanic. He'll know every racist stereotype known to man, and will promptly use them against you if you ever try him. He'll be VERY short too. Like REALLY short. His favorite food is rice. His hair is pretty awesome too. Either you're with him or against him.

Guy 1: Did I tell you what Nilo did?

Guy 2: Nah, what?

Guy 1: Dude stole all my bitches!

Guy 2: He's Nilo though. So it's cool.

Guy 1: *sigh* You're right.

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