Governed by or conforming to the dictates of Covid conscience.
Ugh. My co-worker wears his mask below his nose. Heâs not covidentious at all!
Someone who goes on so many dates that he/she becomes lazy about it. Usually in reference to someone who dates via online dating sites. The lazy dater will choose a location close to home, wear the same outfit to each date, tell the same stories, etc.
Iâve been on so many OKCupid dates that Iâve become a lazy dater. If I can listen to the entire long version of âIn-A-Gadda-Da-Vidaâ on the drive to her house; itâs too far. My Banana Republic pull over sweater is starting to fray and I canât tell the story of âwhat I do for a livingâ anymore. Just set me down in my local bar, buy me a drink and letâs get on with it.
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The façade of being a stable, normal, attractive, & healthy person on a first date; similar to a game face for any difficult situation. Will lead to a second date but easily dissolves by the third.
Last nightâs date was fantastic. I was charming, polite and kind. I had my date face on! Weâre going on out again this weekend and I hope I can keep it up.
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SDS. A COVID-19 first date. A meet-up walk during Covid times where you have awkward masked conversation at six feet apart and spend the entire time wishing the walk were over.
I meet Gen for an Social Distanced Stroll today. We walked in circles at six feet apart for two hours. I could not understand a word she said through her mask and my glasses were fogged the entire time. Lovely woman but that was hell. We agreed to meet up post Covid.
Seeing an image in public so hot that you catalog it in your memory for masturbating later.
Holy shit I was behind Susan in yoga today. I totally put that in my mental viewfinder for tonightâs wank.
A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.
I met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. Sheâs perfect. Smart, funny, sexy as hell. I think she may be the one⦠Oh wow! Dude you should see who just âwinkedâ at me on Match. Oh I canât wait to meet this one! Sorryâ¦what was I just saying before? What? C'mon I don't have attention dating deficit disorder. I'm just picky.
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I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.
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