Pimm's-slapped

1. Getting drunk on Pimm's No. 1 Cup.

2. Refusing to drink Pimm's at Henley Royal Regatta, and getting slapped for this affront.

1. Lady Astor: "Lord Churchill, you're Pimm's-slapped!"
Churchill: "Madam, I may be Pimm's-slapped, but - BLRRHUHH!"

2. "I say, old thing, did you witness that commotion this afternoon in the Steward's Enclosure when the Yank turned down the Pimm's? The silly chap got himself Pimm's-slapped something frightful!"

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blanc-edonk

A fine-looking ass belonging to a white girl.

Damn, that white girl's got a blanc-edonk!

spending the morning gold

The first piss of the day.

I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.

halfiness

The happiness that a person feels when, having eaten half of a terrific sandwich, they then remember that they have a whole other half to eat (a fact that they had forgotten in the bliss of that first half).

Midway through lunch today I experienced some profound halfiness when I looked down and beheld the second part of my reuben untouched.