ain't no such things as halfway crooks

the motto of Saudi Arabia

saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*

8👍 6👎

ass on the quad

a student getting some ass by one of his peers on the courtyard or quad

Jake: I heard bradley just got ass on the quad

Nick: No fucking way dude

sounds cheddar

sounds cheesy yet cool

Chad: sounds cheddar, bitch