postmodem bipolar depression

Unlike the previously mentioned in Urbandictionary 'postmodem depression' which is the feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet for a long time, like several minutes. Postmodem bipolar depression is the feeling you get when your internet connection keeps going off: when it's up you feel happy and excited; when it's down, you feel sad, lonely and helpless. This can happen several times in a day.

I haven't seen your sister for days: I've heard she's suffering from postmodem bipolar depression.

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agorawebphobia

Agorawebphobia(from Greek ἀγορά "marketplace"; web -short for world wide web- and φόβος/φοβία, -phobia) is an anxiety disorder. Agorawebphobia may arise by the fear of having a panic attack in a setting from which there is no internet connection. As a result, sufferers of agorawebphobia avoid unfamiliar places where the risk of not having an internet connection is high. In severe cases, the sufferer may become confined to his or her home, experiencing difficulty traveling from this safe place.

-Have you seen Jane lately?
-You can find her at home. Since she's started suffering from agorawebphobia she hasn't come out once!