Worst One

Microsoft Office Spell Check

I tried to spell check my email, but I had to cross reference the word I wanted to use with m-w.com because Office spell check is the worst one.

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I have a plan

An over abused phrase by a politician with a frankenstein-like face.

"I have a plan.... to tell you the opposite of whatever my oponent says.... then tell you my plan after I am elected."

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don't trip

A euphemism often used by Negro Americans, typically a command insinuating that if the individual in question does not desist with their current forward mannerisms they will incur a so called "bitch slapping," a most unpleasant experience.

Don't trip or I'll moonwalk up all up and down yo ass.

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Chow Box

1)The space in between a female's legs where a male can find himself pretending he's at an all you can eat seafood extravaganza, hands tied and no utencils.

2)The genetalia of a particular breed of Asian dogs.

My head hurts so bad the only thing that would make me feel better is a face full of chow-box.

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boinkin

To fuck the shit outta a hoe

i was boinkin her hardcore last night

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mcnabb

Someone that can do a job well until the going gets tough, then self destructs. syn : peyton manning

Bob is a great telemarketer until he deals with irate people, then he pulls a mcnabb... he starts stuttering and slurring his words and can't sell jack shit the rest of the night.

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cha-rue

The way that marcos says True

Yes Marcos, it is cha-rue if you drop the treo it will break!

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