The big red chicken

A really big, fat, obese chicken from Dora The Explorer. He's the size of a 747, I think he's in the middle of puberty because his voice sounds like a 45 year old guy who is trying to do a voiceover of any of Justin Bieber's songs.

Carl: Brian! you should really lay off the burgers... seriously, you're starting to look like the big red chicken!
Brian: ''But I like fast food.''
Carl: ''Brian, are you the big red chicken's son?''
Brian: ''OH, no he's my uncle..''
Carl: *facepalm*

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