lyo

In response to the common "lmb" (lick my balls), it means "lick your own"

A) - I'm really sad; she didn't love me.
B) - lmb
A) - lyo

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sugaring

Making a living by pretending to like someone, usually someone older who has money (sugar daddy, sugar momma). Used to be a girl who did this was a gold digger; today, there are websites connecting girls with sugar daddies to pay for their college tuition, etc. Does not *have to* include sex/prostitution.....

She was a stripper for 5 years, now she's just sugaring to pay her bills.

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fececious

Similar to "facetious" and used for something untrue meant to be funny or misleading, with a sense of teasing or being playful, but having the root word of "feces" (excrement, waste, good old #2) used when the intent is to tease in a really shitty, mean way.

"I'm sorry honey, I was being fececious when I said I wanted to go to bed with that other guy."

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