death virus

The name for an illness you feel deserves more sympathy than it gets. Often no more serious than an common cold.

My nose is running and I have got shivers - must be death virus.

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hangover

A totally nonexistent phenomenon. Supposedly occurs after a night heavy drinking. It is, however, entirely psychological. People who get hangovers are weak, they are just tired.
Believe you don't have a hangover, and you won't have one.

Martin: "Aw man, I've got a really bad hangover."

Me: "Quit fucking moaning, it's all psychological."

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vodahole

A place where you don't get Vodafone reception when everywhere around you does.

A seat in my living room is a vodahole. I dont get a signal sitting there, but I get a signal on the couch!