vahaudec principle

1) a mathematical axiom used throughout the ages, to help explain why corn sharks float.
2) initially used by pioneers in plankerville to gauge density

"did you see the corn shark that joel launched in plankerville? he just proved the vahaudec principle"

aroma-toking

1) an involunatary vapor inhalation, caused by a bodily function.

"paul, go to plankerville to do that! i'm aroma-toking over here"

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bracketing

1. the act of supplementing before, and after gym workouts
2. the act of visting plankerville before, and after meals

"hey is joel bracketing again?"
"yeah, but he's not in the gym this time, he's in plankerville again"

sink stink

1) often found in office environments; sink stink is particularly found in areas that are in close proximity to plankerville (men's and women's)

2) also found in food preparation areas, where hygiene may be compromised

1) "my god! what is that sink stink? is joel in plankerville again?"

2) "my god! what did high pants do? it smells funny"

plankerville

also known as the restroom (men's or ladies); a term used to describe a safe haven, where people can poop in peace; plankerville usually has a janitor, or a person responsible for keeping it neat.

"where's joel?" "he's sick again, and had to go to plankerville"

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high jeans

1- (noun); food industry vernacular. term used to describe the practice of hiking one's jeans up beyond acceptable limits.
2 - (adj); slang. colorful description (usually on fridays) for food service cashiers

" did you see the high jeans on her today?"
" what about that crazy high jeans cashier?"

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giant trombone

a giant trombone is a commonly used term, for a really big paperclip

"hey joel....can you hand me one of those giant trombones?"

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