visted

When you are an unfortunate user of an installation of Windows Vista that just doesn't like to function properly. The daily hassle of rebooting and trying to get other software to work with Vista leaves you with an ass-raped feeling.

Leon: Dammit I have to reboot again.

Mobley: Dude, you just got Visted.

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Viste!!

Is a gay mexican slang, founded by Georgiana a Mexican drag, it's used when you made something amazing (a outfit, a piece of art, a perfomance) and you want to tell everyone how well you did. It's better to use it in Spanish, because the direct translation would be "look".

-Hoy me veo como una verdadera diva, Viste!!
-Today i look like a true diva, Viste!!

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Vist

The act of urinating during intercourse

Come over tonight and I'll let you Vist me.

After a night of drinking I accidentally visted in her.

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vists

visits

I will be making surprise vists on all shifts.

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¿Viste?

It's an argentinian expression that means 'did you know?' the most of the time, but also used when something stupid is said and you realise it right after you said it.

¿Viste que mañana será el concierto?
Viste (did you know) that tomorrow will be the concert?

I knowed it, "knowed", ¿viste?

Vist

the act of vaginal fisting

example 1: saw your mom at the bar last night.

I ended visting her at her house.

example 2: I just had such a good vist on my own

Vist

A noob at a game or sport or even an old person.

Bro you can’t even quickscope you ”Vist” (example num2) Trey tried to dunk and juke me but ended up gettin his ankles broke, he’s a “Vist” for sure.