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Count chocula is possibly the most wonderful thing that has ever been invented, packaged, and sold to the general public. Crunchy, delightful, delicious, it is the only thing that keeps me alive.
i love count chocula
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a delicious, delightful breakfast cereal whose cover ghost blueberry thing looks like a deranged blob.
i love boo berry!
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If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.
- No.
- Yes.
- I dunno.
- Can I go to the bathroom?
Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
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something that i say a lot. somehow its funny, and it makes absolutely no sense.
It's pronounced in a very particular way, with the so and fuck connected and the accent on F-U.
dadar: Do your homework. Wash the dishes. Walk the dog. Clean your room. Blah-blah-blah-bitchitty-bitchy-blah.
me: So fuck you.
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a computer voice that is given by default to macintosh computers. it is quite irritating, but hyterically funny to use to your own advantage.
agnes says: ______________________________________
(insert whatever you want in here)
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a. Something that I say way too much, being that I'm a girl.
b. a less polite way of saying, "I abort this mission" or "this is stupid, why are we wasting our time?" or simply "this is retarded"
My Dad: "FOR THE LAST TIME GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE!"
Me: "Fuck this shit. I have better things to do."
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an awesome song by sum 41
Storming through the party like my name was el nino
When Iâm hangin out drinking in the back of an el camino
As a kid, I was a skid and no one knew me by name.
I trashed my own house party cause nobody came.
I know Iâm not the one you thought you knew back in high school
Never going, ever showing up when we had to.
Is it attention that we crave donât tell us to behave,
Iâm sick of always hearing act your age.
I donât want to waste my time
Become aother casualty of society.
Iâll never fall in line
Become another victim of your conformity
And back down.
Because you donât
Know us at all we laugh when old people fall.
But what would you expect with a conscience so small.
Heavy metal and mullets itâs how we were raised.
Maiden and priest were the gods that we praised
Cause we like having fun at other peoples expense and,
Cutting people down is just a minor offence then,
Itâs none of your concern, I guess Iâll never learn.
Iâm sick of being told to wait my turn.
I donât want to waste my time
Become another casualty of society.
Iâll never fall in line
Become another victim of your conformity
And back down.
Donât count on me, to let you know when.
Donât count on me, Iâll do it again.
Donât count on me, itâs the point youâre missing.
Donât count on me, cause Iâm not listening.
Well Iâm a no goodnick lower middle class brat,
Back packed and I donât give a shit about nothing.
You be standing on the corner talking all that kufuffin.
But you donât make sense from all the gas you be huffing.
Then if the egg donât stain youâll be ringing off the hook,
Youâre on the hit list wanted in the telephone book.
I like songs with distortion, to drink in proportion.
The doctor said my mom should have had an abortion.
I donât want to waste my time
Become another casualty of society.
Iâll never fall in line
Become another victim of your conformity
And back down.
Waste my time with them
Casualty of society.
Waste my time again,
Victim of your conformity
And back down.
Fat Lip is an awesomely awesome song.
also... "I punched my friend Clark in the face and now he has a fat lip."
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