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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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"Green;" environmentally-friendly.
The crunchy moms used cloth diapers.
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quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli
does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.
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The characteristics of a neo hippy.
Dude, Jane stopped showering and she's not wearing shoes. I think she went all crunchy on our asses.
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when you feel dumb cause you said something that you were wrong about
ooooooh don't you feel crunchy for saying I should feel guilty for not calling you on my lunch break, when I haven't even taken lunch
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Don't you feel Crunchy,
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Crunch when someone does something stupid
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putting your foot in your mouth after saying something inappropriate
I bet you feel crunchy after making gay jokes around Jim's homosexual dad.
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