Smiley bus

A bus full of disabled children who dont know what day it is

Hey gru, did you see Jonathan the other day, he was on the smiley bus!

Izzy

Izzy is one thick bitch. She can’t do quick maths like big shaq and she can’t put up with science either. Her one ambition is to kill all the men and lead as the thiccest queen you’ve ever seen. Izzy loves men. She also loves her friends but they can take the piss most of the time the little bastards, but she still loves them. She can be tricky to read as she is quite stupid and will probably give you one signal or all 3. In addition, if you ever mess with Izzy, she will rip your nasty hair extensions out and stick them in her own hair cos she’s a broke bitch, she will also probably steal your £3 primark pumps because Izzy doesn’t give a shit. Izzy likes Ben&jerries ice cream so if you buy it her she’ll...definitely not be fucking sharing. She enjoys mocking the local Snapchat pedophiles on her story and exposing them to the world.

Gertrude: did you see what Izzy had on her story lastnight?

Garry: Ah yeman that local pedo called Andy init bruv. I’d give him a backhander.

Gertrude: I’d give Izzy one.

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