Lilian

Lilian’s are kind, generous, loving, & caring old species. They love to wear the same clothes over & over again until they smell musty. Their hair is greasy when not washed but they have a good sense of humor. Lilian’s don’t cry very easily, only when punched.

friend: have you seen lilian?
friend 2: yes! but she smells musty, her hair is greasy but she’s so nice & funny
friend: oh, okay thanks!

6👍 18👎

Pedro

Pedro’s are kind, loving, and caring. They love cuddling & smuggling. Pedro’s can be very sensitive when it comes to swear words, they get easily offended which can cause problems. But pedro’s are soft & warm. they will cuddle you until you fall asleep.

lydia: ugh. i can’t get enough sleep
dad: try a PEDRO! they work GREAT!
lydia: okay thanks!

15👍 4👎