Crawl out of my butt

Stop complaining about someone, similar to Climb out of my ass.

The Walking Dead:
Maggie: (angry) What does she want now?
Glenn: I can't say.
Maggie: (angry) So one of them ask you to keep your mouth shut...
Glenn: (interrupting her and offering a piece of paper with things) Crawl out of my butt, and help me look, please.

Sarcaholic

A person who being so sarcastic seems actually crazy.

Peter: the lawyer it is so unprofessional, I do not know if he is, actually, acting nuts or just being sarcaholic.