Sunday Noon Syndrome

When you're in church on Sunday and about 12 noon you notice yourself or others fidgeting or looking at their watches waiting impatiently for the preacher to finish the sermon so you can get to the buffet before others beat you there!

My God! Did you see Mary get up and leave RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SERMON?!??! Yeah... She's got that Sunday Noon Syndrome!!!

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Give It Shit

When one decides to abandon all respect and compassion for something or someone and inhibits forceful behavior upon whatever that may be generally resulting in a bad outcome and often damage.

- Hey Todd? My car seems to be overheating...

- Aaaah it'll be fine! Just "give it shit"!!!