Eggnogging

(Verb: present tense) - the act of participating in a bukkake in a room with a portrait of Jesus hanging on a wall.

“Dude, I was eggnogging last night and I could not finish with that dude on the wall judging me.”

sexy craig

Sexy Craig: adjective // noun

Definition: A suave, attractive male who only engages in finger-banging women as opposed to full sexual intercourse.

"God, I can't even sit down after my date with that sexy Craig last night."

Rustler

Noun: a man who has sexual intercourse with women in trees

“Dude, Craig is quite the rustler. He loves to get the chicks in the trees.”

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