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Band for involuntary celibates and basement dwellers.
I raised my daughter for 15 years just for her to become a self-proclaimed "Weezer fan" and end my bloodline.
Heâs beautiful. You canât even deny heâs absolutely gorgeous. So visually pleasing you just wanna shit yourself. Why would you be threatened by his proposal to make love to you? Youâd like that, I guarantee it. If you try to deny it, youâre so far deep in the closet youâre finding Christmas presents. 119%.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
Whenever I send photos of this mysterious male damsel, you are DROOLING at the mouth. Actual warm saliva formulating within the glans of your mouth, wishing your tongue was down Phil Mayâs throat. Yes. Yes you. You who insulted my sweet love, Phil. Youâre just a closeted Phil-kisser. You want to make out with him. Yeah. Accept the harsh reality. RIGHT NOW.
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An absolute eargasm - Roger Taylor's best song and a beautiful testament to his skills. Be it the genius arrangements (I can listen to the instrumental alone on loop, without boring out), poignant / introspective lyrics ("There's all the more reasons for living and dying / when you're young and your troubles are all very small"), and more impressively, the seamless octave-low jump between chorus and bridge that brings out the best in two worlds. Roger, I repeat, does not receive enough credit as a vocalist. Probably the most beautiful thing Queen - hell, any band - has ever done.
Person 1: "Have you heard Drowse - Queen?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! I love that song!"
Rogerina is the name given to Roger Taylor's alter-ego in British rock band Queen's "I Want To Break Free" music video. (S)he has been constantly getting people confused about their sexuality since 1984.
Men who claim to be straight after laying their eyes about Rogerina are so deep in the closet they're finding Christmas presents.
My friend (sometime in 2023): "Fuckit - I'll go bi for Rogerina Taylor."
A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.
Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"
Substandard album by The Who that copied off "S.F. Sorrow" by The Pretty Things.
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Undoubtably the greatest clothing brand.
Aside from The Rolling Stones, Nirvana and Pink Floyd are popular brands also.