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The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.
Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.
Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!
32π 10π
The ancient art of putting a dick so far up a womans ass that it pokes her fart bubbles and releases them!
Don't go too far up baby, or we'll have ourselves a bit of Brazillian Fart Porn!
57π 34π
A man who is more than 90% accurate with his cumshot
What can I say honey, I'm just as good as Bullseye Bill!
27π 11π
Two lesbians in Iceland going outside naked so their nipples become cold and as they enlarge they stick them up eachothers assholes followed by uncontrolled fudge packing.
I could see those two chicks having Iceland Lezbo Sex!
43π 33π
A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.
Last night I meet Britney Spears in an alley and gave her a dirty hot pocket on top of a dumpster.
8π 5π
A girl that plays with the guys cum in their hands.
Quit being a milk massous and lick your hands dry!
20π 2π
A person who does not like anything do with with, or associated to a cock. They want it destroyed immediantly.
Guy 1: That woman is pretty lonely, I think she is a lesbian.
Guy 2: In other words she is a cock villan.
18π 4π