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Brown Noser

Someone who sucks up to their boss or teacher in order to recieve a promotion or better grades

Guy 1: Those four girls are kissing up to the teacher so bad!

Guy 2: I know, they are known as "The Brown Nosers"

by tittyfuck69 May 8, 2009

128πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

30πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Boston Cream

When a guy shoots out a load of cum when he is ejaculating or having sex in Boston

Also known as a doughnut.

(In a hotel room in Boston)
Man: Ohh baby i'm gonna cum!

Woman: Give me that Boston Cream!

by tittyfuck69 May 8, 2009

20πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Lurker

When you let a fart go, and it seems to follow you wherever you go.

Oh my god, I can't escape this lurker!

by tittyfuck69 April 27, 2009

40πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


head of thorns

When you are in the shower and you rub soap on your dick, the soap gets inside and stings the head of your dick.

OW! the head of my dick stings, I think I got the head of thorns!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

27πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Ummer

An insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then passes out.

I CAN'T STOP GAMING I AM AN UMMER!!!

by tittyfuck69 April 27, 2009

36πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Don't feed the ginger

something you should absolutely never do.

Sign: Don't Feed The Ginger!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

33πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž