Robocop

Annoyingly paranoid/"overprotective" (euphemism) girl/lady friend thats always into her guys business. Generally leads to nothing-fights about other girls or friends that have no true relevance. Generally "patrols" myspace posts, facebook walls, unattended cell phones for evidence that her guy is talking with someone else, or he is up to anything else she doesnt know about.

"Man, she's screamin at me about some message Jessica left on my wall like 2 weeks ago. Jess lives 2000 miles aways man!"

"Man that robocop knows your facebook better than you do, better make sure you aint leavin your phone around her. be readin texts in no time..."

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