clutch

thumb on the start of an ass crack or licking pepperoni nipples until they taste like pepperoni or ripply butt cheeks or getting queefed on or glizzys at the turn

now that’s clutch

Barfage

Used to describe what will occur if you drink and/or eat way too much of something really quickly all at once. Looks like Tito's Thursday really got the best of us.

"girlllll...if you drink too much vodka that fast it will definitely induce barfage."