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A bully manuever. The act of shoving a victim's face into a toilet bowl full of feces, urine and paper as it flushes.
Alvin failed to provide Hank with his lunch money. As a punishment Hank gave Alvin a chunky swirly.
When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.
Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.
Letting a vulgar, obscene, profane or generally offensive word slip in the presence of one or more easily offended fellows.
Grandma: We are having a luncheon followed bt an intense game of bridge, will you be there?
Grandson: Sorry grammy, my budy Sam just got busted fucking his, ... sorry Grammy.
Grandma: That's ok, you just had a wordrobe malfunction.
The food served from a used R.V., converted to a
meth lab, then a retail kitchen, usually found in a parking lot.
Greg: Want to get a Winnataco for lunch!?
Mark: No Thanks. I'm still layin' treadmarks from yesterday.
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The act of refusing sexual gratification to one's man due to his bad behavior.
Wife: You sonofabitch, where have you been!?
Husband: I told you I'd be at the Oasis with the boys.
Wife: I hope you enjoy sleeping in the couch tonight!
Husband: That's just penishment!
Wife: Screw you, jerk!
Husband: I guess I soon will be!
Husband:
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